Welcome to our new website!

Yes, we registered this domain. Just about the only way you would know this is by unethically mining whois data.

• No, we don't need help.
• No, we won't outsource the work.
• No, we don't need SEO.
• No, we don't need help marketing.
• No, we don't need a mobile app.
• No, we still won't outsource the work.
• No, don't bother to call, email, etc. We'll just tell you to piss off or worse.^*

But most of all, even if we did need any of these services we sure as hell wouldn't work with people who scrape whois data.

Either way, if you're offering any of these services, or anything even vaguely related to them: bye now.

For everyone else: stay tuned. We're not even ready to say what we're working on yet.

* - If you use a return email address at any of the major providers, rest assured that we'll report you to that provider's abuse address, thereby blocking any messages from people naive enough to respond.

Created by Alan Langford (Mastodon). Feel free to use and adapt under a CCv3 license.